back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
cuddling would be cool right now
WHEN U CANNOT MAKE SAD FRIEND HAPPY FRIEND
Aquarius, it’s not cool when….
if you guys hear a faint cry in the distance it’s probably me attempting to do my homework
Imagine your previous icon waking up in the morning, wearing nothing but one of your current icon’s oversized shirts.
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you
When you meet someone and they don’t care about youtubers.
When you meet someone and they only call youtubers by their channel name.
nothing pisses me off more than artists being cold towards fans during meet and greets. someone is literally paying money to take a fucking picture with you, at least pretend to be happy and excited damnnnn